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VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Leon2274 (0/1) made a bet that SNAP would go to 33.57425 when it was 29.195 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


njcuban123

Personal front at least stabilizing. Glad I cashed out when I did. Today, could not help myself. DWAC Puts. No explanation needed.


invalidop

who has facebook puts and how do you feel about them? - potential gay bear.


BFox1982

Up 50% on the JBLU calls I bought this morning. Should I sell before close or let ride through earnings?


Kalelofindiana

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


sycophantasy

SPY gonna rally before it hits $400.


I_Own_A_Fedora_AMA

,


waterysriracha

!banbet QQQ 315


BFox1982

When, retard?


Kalelofindiana

Wen lambo?


mlewtz

What do we think about Facebook and Disney next week? Up our down?


Kalelofindiana

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


BarbellPadawan

FB Down. Disney has potential to pop especially if they reinstate divy. But will depend bigly on guidance.


waterysriracha

disney isnt next week


SKIman182

Is it too late to hop into commodities? Did I already miss the majority of the run? And if not, besides oil and gas, what etfs do you guys like that track some different commodities


BarbellPadawan

/GC, /CL, /NG.


Pizanch

URA


Equivalent-Ad1182

HOEMO


SNN20

Apecoin is skyrocketing now


sycophantasy

It’s not even tho and also ban


Equivalent-Ad1182

Ban


BarbellPadawan

#Yes please!


SNN20

Apecoin is on fire


Kalelofindiana

Ban


BarbellPadawan

#Ban!


waterysriracha

ban


Common_Film_6344

Thoughts on $BFI???


PnLsHouse

Bought one AMZN 2700P today and up 50% at close.


Only_Needleworker_12

it never dipped below 2700


PnLsHouse

It doesn’t need to hit your strike to make gains, pal.


Only_Needleworker_12

wait what do you mean 2700 put and call 50% at close?


Tsukune_Surprise

What was the premium on that? Date?


PnLsHouse

About $1200 gain at close


PnLsHouse

Sorry forgot the date. 4/29 $23.14 at 11:30 am.


Open-Yak-3708

Uvxy double bottom tgt 200 day ma aka 18.77


Deep_Bit5618

Bulls doing their part to bring inflation down.


awkwaman

Two days of W keying puts on SPY. Doesn't get much easier than this


Open-Yak-3708

Gullible bulls how does it feel to be so fucking gullible


quantumpencil

you can let me know next year when spy is at 500 and you're still crying about 'limit down'


Own_Dust5306

It feels like 10 years of winning


HughethDueth

Sillycibin just snapped out of existence???


PM_ME_TENDIEZ

There's no support under this level anymore is there


NomadKing1

Will go buy as many spy puts I can afford Monday; my mistake was selling them too early


CocaineFarmer1

I did the same ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Seymourtendiez

Ehhhh might’ve missed the boat


NomadKing1

I was on the boat but jumped too early; getting back on the boat; they’re selling SPY like hotcakes


Goldonthehorizon

Circuit breakers next week. Panic!


quantumpencil

circuit breakers for puts when we hulk coq bakc up


Open-Yak-3708

Total bedlam


Jt0323

Lol no.


Deep_Bit5618

Gay Bears owning PUTs made so much profits today. Bulls never make profit like this in such a short period of time. 10+ baggers in less than 2 days trading. Congrats 🥳 😂🏦


MadMax_08

U obviously missed GME and TSLA


Deep_Bit5618

I currently hold no company stocks. I just direction trade and have been short since 3/30.


therainbowdasher

Meanwhile long term bulls lost all their gains from the last year


Kamikaze_Cash

Don’t remind me.


tifa3

tesla still doing pretty well


Manzi1997

Shouldve held my puts for 4/29 instead of being gay and taking profit


jeddy3205

I thought selling my 445P 4/22's for $8.45, $10.56, and $13 this morning was the play. Should have held to 350 ET


Rexology

Look on the bright side. We can’t lose any more money during the weekend


KKSheep

Um excuse me idk about you but my fake internet coins can very easily lose money over the weekend


National_Garbage_302

Might need to get some lottery tickets to get my fix


yao97ming

Wheres my ban


ph0xer

Algos still selling after hours 4/22 spy 422 maybe someone fucked up.


wormtheology

Will KO Puts actually pay? Wonder if gods can bleed on the meme that is “supply chain issues.” We’re about to find out after I took a hard L on Coinbase.


NomadKing1

How to be a successful trader….SPY puts in da mornin….the end.


kayvonte

I’m your wife’s bf bc I made money today


dednoob6

"At least I tried" Christian Bale aka Michael J. Burry


Kappsaicin

Rich people going into bonds for RISK-FREE gains that beats inflation. Think about that.


vimspate

If you have to sell stocks at this point to buy bonds is not being rich.


Kappsaicin

It's risk free gains bro. To rich people its more wealth preservation.


gorilla--

Imo gold, silver and buttcorn are going to be better for wealth preservation, probably in that order.


vimspate

Rich people putting only 10,000 for just 10% for 1 year. To make 1000 so they look more richer? SPY is 425 on April 22. Ban my ass for 1 week if SPY is up less then 10% after 1 year.


gooZisdope

Going to the bar and going to find the fattest hawg I can wrangle in. Fuck it just crush me


GeezWhizGuys

My wife's bf got so mad he moved out of our house today. Who's gonna pay the rent now?


whatshisuserface

“There will be unconditional surrender or there will be executions” is not a meme. It is not directed at anyone who was/is not intentionally and knowingly complicit in the commission of crimes including ones against humanity, so that’s good


blamethevaline

I didn’t mean to sell all my puts fry


Silver_Dynamo

UVXY stock is my play now. Who’s with me?


Legitimate-Count-346

I was having fun in UVXY today... steady up all day.... I'm in


KorovaMilkEnjoyer

I wish I would have known to buy that instead of VXX on Monday….


Pipebendingfool

Got 75c jan 20’s ready to go if all hell breaks loose


scrafter54

🙋‍♂️


valderium

Markets falling as fast as circuit breakers allow. An orderly exit to the local Wendy's


Delo-k

options are gambling not investing, have a good weekend everyone


osendze

Especially the 0dte


Delo-k

if you want to invest, buy shares. done


osendze

Not in this market. I’d wait a couple weeks.


Delo-k

agreed. what im saying is i wouldn’t invest rn anyways lol if you wanna gamble, the market is yours. if you wanna invest, put like $10 into spy shares everyday forever


osendze

You’re better off with Costco, way outperforms SPY.


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Dude, yesterday at open, DIA puts for todays exp @ 443 were 8 cents... 8 fucking cents! I sold at open... FML!


tradingdvc

What is fml


majordominus

f my life


Likezoinks305

One of the best tickers


wheli

Picked up SPY 4/28 455 calls earlier in the week and got absolutely murdered. Decided to sell at about 10 this morning for a huge loss. Bought 100 0DTE spy 426 puts for like $800. Made like $500 and sold quickly but could have made like $5k and recovered all my losses from the 4/28 calls. This shit is hard and I am stupid. So that makes it ever harder.


Open-Yak-3708

Shit is not hard, we are in a bear mkt rips are to be shorted. You buy calls you will get Skullfucked


Likezoinks305

Imagine getting $450c after all the news from the last month 🤡


wheli

Eh it ran up to just about 450 on the morning of 4/21. But yea obviously it was a very stupid move.


TextbookReader

Spy being attacked by dwarves in after market mine.


balloonAnimal_no_965

This is not a mine...


TopBuyer777

SPY could open at $400 Monday


Emotional_Two_8059

420 AH not a joke![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


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GeezWhizGuys

Begging for flair is not a good luck


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Emotional_Two_8059

Ma man! Good job!


Very_clever_usernam3

How I managed to lose some money on nat gas today when I’m bearish is unbelievable. Fuck scalping


_subgenius

Y'all gonna fall for that SPY $416 turnaround pump soon aren't you?


Content-Bluebird7513

PUTin


Zeroknowledgeproof87

Do you guys think we are in a bear market?


Open-Yak-3708

100%


Personal_coach

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀↗️


rezhitreck

Odds delta sees a decent correction next week? It’s had restart strength all month


jorel43

I don't fucking understand, we knew this was going to happen already. I'm convinced the market doesn't price anything in. Priced in is a fucking fallacy. Why didn't this crash happen like a week or two ago. Fuck!


National_Garbage_302

Either all of it is priced in or none of it. Gotta assume some quant on wall st already predicted everything you think you're the first to see


Very_clever_usernam3

Watch the treasury market, we’ve had a divergence that wasn’t priced in for a bit. Got priced in the last two days


Shoddy-Log

Bulls buying the dip was priced in


jorel43

Yep... They get you coming and going.


TextbookReader

>I don't fucking understand, we knew this was going to happen already. I'm convinced the market doesn't price anything in. Priced in is a fucking fallacy. Why didn't this crash happen like a week or two ago. Fuck! You have to have a Chrystal ball. They never gave you one?


jorel43

No I must have missed it at orientation.


Silver_Dynamo

The amount of money I could have made if I held on to my puts LMAO. Well, profit is profit and I can’t complain.


Likezoinks305

Same ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) Goddamn pos market conditioned us to have no balls and expect violent random upward swings so we fear holding


kingamal

I have no more money


itiswhatitis888

So who paid Cramer?


dogebonoff

If you bought 13k of SPY 440P yesterday morning you could have sold them today for over $1M 🤯


Earnpup15

I almost pulled the trigger on some 448’s and 447’s. Pussed out on boffum.


Actual_Bandicoot_562

A horrible horrible horrible 3 weeks in my life


likelamike

Jesus the spy still drilling in AH


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

God damn call premium is so freaking high on SPY even for next WED... This is STUPID!


numbawantok

Why is snap green???


No_Leadership_9913

Right lol


Mammoth-Passenger-88

Monday red again. No resistance at all and insane volume tell the story.


Likezoinks305

Ah yes fall to classic trap. “No resistance” etc The big players decide the game. Watch there be an insane retarded rally for a day just to kill puts and then back to hardcore drilling . There’s no sense to this madness tbh


Mammoth-Passenger-88

Just don't put it all in at once. No 0dte puts and u will be fine.


NomadKing1

There likely won’t be; I’ll keep daytrading puts for a while it seems


Mustache_Comber

Christ I coulda sold my SNAP puts for 130% but my greedy ass just had to hold


ViridianEight

INSHALLAH


ViridianEight

DIE SPY DIE


Open-Yak-3708

U came from the qqq yahoo board ?


CallmeWooki

God I hate bears. When bears are finally winning they feel the urge to come out here boasting, saying shit like: "haHAHa BulLS are DeAd AmIRiTe". Literally nobody cares about your "yolo" 60 dollar put that you turned into 100 dollars.


brodil

Y so bitter tho


iUsedToUseMyRealName

your saltiness is unbecoming - man the fuck up


Delikadir780

The people pumping up Tesla for earnings reports are no smarter than baboons. it would have to grow at the rate for 10 years to justify the market cap. Who buys this shit when people have to take care of their basic needs?


_subgenius

Like owning an automobile?


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totaIIybored

Yes


Content-Bluebird7513

Yup.


KarlHungusCableGuy1

Mom- can I borrow money for dinner?


indraneil87

GUH!


w2211

I kept my uvxy option. It expired in the money... I had just assumed it would automatically be exercised...the cash is there to do it, except nothing has occurred during the last four minutes. Lol I'm too retarded to call the broker.


Arcadeiusz

Just an FYI, holding UVXY as a share will have tax implications/forms that aren't too cool next year. Might be best to plan an extension request so you get the paperwork on time then submit it to a tax advisor later... I got mine a week before taxes were due, well after I submitted my return. One of those institutions that has no corporate tax and passes the responsibility to the shareholders.


w2211

That is interesting. Thanks


patisodo1

your broker will normally just give you the worth in money soon you wont go out without cash with a ITM Call


w2211

I want to exercise it for the shares, cause I think it'll keep going up next week. Won't complain if I just get the cash value though.


Hodl_God_Damn_You

there are delays in these things. i had one that didnt show it was exercised until Saturday morning, but the date on it showed it as EOD friday, just wasnt visible until the next day.


w2211

I have had brokers call me before and tell me to deposit money or sell my itm call on expiry day. I've just never let it, expire ITM... Plenty of times OTM but thats a different story. Lol.


Spare-Help562

It will be assigned on Monday.


w2211

Thanks. First time for me letting it get this far.


BreachlightRiseUp

Got my SQQQ covered call caught by .14 after being over a dollar out 15 minutes ago. Made money and still pissed


Open-Yak-3708

What strike u had I had 42 43 I fuckin rolled it to 48 5/6 covered call Dumped other 100 sqqq at 44


BreachlightRiseUp

45, did it around midday and figured we wouldn’t see much above 44. Got worried but then saw it drop to 43.8 and put my phone down figuring it would expire worthless. Didn’t see that end of the day drill coming


Open-Yak-3708

Me neither fvcking algos pulled a fast one at the end of the day. Good you had 45, 43 was too close to the money. What now next week u getting back in or what Glad I rolled one to 5/6, 48, 100 shares remaining I closed the short call around 43 n the shares too Sqqq to fitty?


BreachlightRiseUp

Would love to see it to 50, not sure if I want to jump in now that I’m out. Might use Monday to see if Market is going to show some resilience with big names reporting Tues-Thurs and depending on how I feel either go back in on SQQQ or maybe a small TQQQ position


Open-Yak-3708

Sounds like a plan


Ok_Jaguar_5113

Being a bull is easy. You don't need a brain. Just plow in money and watch shit go up. Being a bear means you use your intelligence. You are a skeptic and don't buy the bullshit and hot air that 95% of companies push. The world is dog shit, people suck, and everything needs to burn. Might as well make money getting off watching shit implode.


hippyrednecknerd

phamp eeet... 12 minutes in the ah to go... send that shit back up to 431.


veeshus

If the right move is the Inverse of Cramer, which is the Inverse of WSB, but the right move is also the Inverse of WSB, then the right move is Cramer, but the right move is the Inverse of Cramer, etc. Could use that infinite loop to end the energy crisis.


patisodo1

I fucking Love IBKR really as a europe guy i need a dead old man seriously Broker to lose money


Deep_Bit5618

That was fun. Have a beary great weekend. I will raise a glass 🥃 for my fallen Bull friends.


MikeMikeGaming

I sold my puts for 800 profit as it went vertical in the last minute and I expect a bounce monday


Content-Bluebird7513

I love watching people gamble their life savings ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Goofychems

The fuchsia is going on with KO?


Ok_Bug1431

who said power hour ?


mamadidntraiseabitch

Bounce for Monday then rest of week clapped 😎


sockalicious

What people don't understand is unattractive Fed governors getting on CNBC and saying bearish shit is part of the toolbox


Opposite_Engine_6776

I actually find Lael attractive ….. 👀


sockalicious

Notice she hasn't been on in a couple months? It's been Bullard, the aging and unkempt Pow, and now this harpy Mester, she looked like she'd be equally happy discussing forward rates on CNBC, or using her talons to rip out my bowels EDIT: Lael's gorgeous, not gonna argue that


Moist_Lunch_5075

Yep - if they freak the market out they don't need to do some of the tightening.


sockalicious

The Bernank talked about the wealth effect, but they know damn well they can't come out and talk about the poverty effect


Moist_Lunch_5075

That's because you can't see it from over the ivory walls of a gated housing enclosure.


VisualMod

>US Closing Prices: \#DOW 33813.44 -2.81% \#SPX 4271.94 -2.77% \#NDX 13356.8 -2.65% \#RTY 1940.66 -2.55% \#VIX 27.99 +5.31 ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-04-22 ^16:01:53 ^EDT-0400


Comfortable_Pen_7170

Why do I always lose money![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


StrangeInsanity

If you could post your positions so I could inverse it, that’d be great…thanks! ;p