Boxwood? Could you theoretically surround your house in Hedgeapples?
By - thewouldshed
You would have zero light coming into your house though...
Install solar and buy warm LED lights so you can see all the spiders 🕷
Install a deck slightly higher and have walkout skylights. Big Brain
To see all the spiders
That would be difficult to do in the house in the OP, being that the hedge is about twice as high as the roof, BUT maybe a flat roof would work
Add a floor to the home every time the hedge passes the roofline. What could go wrong?
That’d be great till spider season.
My first thought
That was my second thought after imagining Homer sinking backwards into the bushes quietly.
I would have secret viewing holes inside the perimeter of the hedges
I encourage intruders
What a beauty
I fed her pretty much daily. Hope she has 100s of babies
I feel like all seasons would be spider season for this house.
Could I be so lucky?
Move it out 75 feet and never worry about your 8 legged neighbors.
75 feet is the length of about 20.97 'Ford F-150 Custom Fit Front FloorLiners' lined up next to each other.
It is also the distance that the 7 Sawyer sisters can spit, downwind.
But my grandma said hedgeapples keep them away, so just fill your house with them
As long as it’s tarantulas im cool wit it
Unless you like spiders
I think the more pressing question is... How are they trimming the top of that?!
[this would do it pretty quickly ](https://youtu.be/DLoXUcmSTLk)
Someone shipped a tree from the Champs de Mars.
If it's tropical/mild climate then it might be murraya paniculata. Here we call it mock orange. It can be grown as a tree, but is easily shaped into large hedges if planted in rows and is usually used this way in landscaping. Grows easily and rather vigorously but doesnt spread/self seed really, so is a good boarder. Dense small leaves make it a great natural fence, and it's heat and drought resistant. Also smells really good when it blossoms.
The main issue you would have with hedges this big is maintenance and light. Trimming would be a bitch. Not enough natural light reaching the bottom leaves might cause them to wither and die, leaving gaps. Which is why with certain types of hedges you'll see them trimmed narrower towards the top than bottom, so that light can reach the lower leaves, sort of a slant rather than a true box.
This is exactly what I wanted. We have a fence that fell zone 5b and looking for a natural way to replace it.
What in the minecraft sh
It could be, or it could be a holly (one of the small-leaved boxwood lookalikes).
Do you think they could get this tall?
Some hollies get 80'/24m tall. *Ilex crenata* is a small-leafed holly that can get 10'/3m.
It'd be cool to see a close up to figure out what this is specifically; there are a lot of bushes/trees that it could be!
I was trying to figure out where the photo was taken. The sandy soil in the next door neighbors yard looks coastal to me. But no gutters on the house so it has to have low rainfall or a high water table. My guess is Florida but I cannot make out the trees in the background.
Dude. You’re Chandler Bing.
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Definitely looks like a taxus
Does taxis grow this high? I was going to do a fence line in hedge apples but I’ve cut that wood before and it burns up chainsaws. I’d like a softer option but I could use 15-20ft in height.
Yeah certain ones can. I've seen them 30+ feet
That is a really great idea 😃 You only put hedgerows on a small part though. Now all we have to do to peep in is view the non hedgerow section 🥸
Not my house. I found on the internet and I have a fence line to fix, which I thought this might work similar to headge apples rows.
Might be a fire hazard
You’d only see the smoke 💨
Fire department wouldn’t be able
to put out the fire from a safe distance. I’m curious what the town/city or insurance would say
I’m looking for fence line options. I’ve done hedge apple rows in the past but the wood is EXTREMELY hard, and burns up chainsaws. Then I saw this picture and didn’t think holly grew this tall. So I came to the experts.
I am thinking hedge maze to the doors might work.😈
Hedgemaze to the bat cave