"What are you doing to his brain, hooman?"
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"I'm next aren't I?"
Edit: Thanks for my first award!
Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.
I’m going to print this on my walls in block capitals.
Beats 'live, laugh, love' !
Hang in there!
I like the "hang in there". Succinct.
Bear down for midterms!
Beats ‘meat’, to, it’
While we sip our pumpkin spice lattes
This is why I drink every liquid I come across.
Quote is from Gilda Radner
My version is: Life is what happens while you were making other plans.
He already had his turn on the brain sucker. You can see it in his face.
Looks like that kitty might have already had a turn and is still recovering. Especially if it was massaging the spot right behind their ears. Not sure what it is called, but I remember massaging it gives them a little high.
[**"OH MY GOODDDDDD"**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzMDeQ8Kzvw)
> "I'm next aren't I?"
It was at that point that Fluffy knew she had made a terrible, terrible mistake, clawing her owner's couch and shredding the curtains.
Right that look says to me -
"You you done yet? You've been there for ages... do you love them more than me???"
*Where are my testicles Summer?*
I think he got the brain scramblies done to him already.
Never double-hypnotize a cat.
Turns out he's in line for the unscrambling
May I ask if your name is based on people misspelling Rogue? If so, we're in the same boat!
Yep, more specifically the term "Rouge-like" :P
Is yours a reference to something in particular?
Just play a lot of rogue characters, so I see rouge a lot :P
Or worse yet, the Purple Screaming Henries!
He looks terrified
[Reminds me of the cupcake dog with Vietnam flashbacks.](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/MdWuWr6)
Stains! (The dog was named Stains.)
Thank you, Red Peters.
Reminds of that guy, who have seen a weird cat, that looked like grandma, or something
It looks like grandma the fuckin’ thing…blink motherfucker!
I snort laughed
Michael Rapport is the voice, Winston is the cat.
Edit: excuse me, it's Michael Rappaport.
# MAAA !!
#**YO THERE’S A STRAY CAT OUTSIDE**
#IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA
#the fuckin thing
I don't want it messing with Lucy
**COME OUTSIDE! THERES A FUCKIN MOOSE**
oh shit jay!
The one that looks like it's wearing makeup.
I love you all
I read that entire thing in that guys voice. I only watched the video once!!!
"That guy" is storied film and television actor [Michael Rapaport.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Rapaport)
He’s made a career from saying “fuck”
There's just somethin' about an angry Bostonian dude that just makes them swearin' an instant wicked pissah.
He’s from NY tho
But he does a killer Boston accent.
That's the 1st thing that comes to mind whenever I see a bug-eyed cat.
And soon a dropshipper will drop a link
A Blaupunkt head massager??? Wtf
My first thought as well, I know them from car audio equipment!
*It filed for bankruptcy in late 2015 with liquidation proceedings completed in early 2016. The brand is now managed by GIP Development SARL of Luxembourg and is used on various product groups worldwide*
RIP Blaupunkt <\3
That is a [Blaupunkt!](https://youtu.be/Pb33LjJ9Uw4?t=39)
Huh, this movie looks like some stupid, silly shit and I think I love it! Need to check it out, thank you!
If you want stupid silly shit, this is definitely the movie for you.
They will be missed
They were pioneers for lots of radio-stuff! And now that I mention it.. Pioneer! Google?
*Although Pioneer will hold small stakes in both businesses, it is effectively withdrawing from the audiovisual equipment market.*
God fucking damn it.. I don't know anything anymore!
Getting the Bell & Howell treatment. One day you're making film equipment built like tanks, the next day you're shilling the ***TAC-LIGHT.***
Haven't even heard of Bell & Howell (am eurotard), some googling made me understand what you are talking about though. Always sad to see names of great innovators being sold out and used to shill literal crap.
TIL they still exist.
CaT haS HiS bRaIn SuCkEd By InTeRdImEnTiOnAl SaSqUaTcH
"Pounder In the Butt By A Billionaire Being Controlled By Sentient Cat Brains That Were Sucked Out By An Interdimensional Sasquatch."
In the full video the massaged cat gets many other areas massaged too, so I guess this back cat is just upset it's not its turn yet.
What product is this? Asking for a cat..
"Pryach [score hidden] 56 minutes ago
Blaupunkt massager, you can find knock offs on Amazon"
This title should result in a death sentence.
Damn. A little excessive don'cha think?
I'm just wondering why that cat in the back is wearing eyeliner.
“Hooman” and UwU hurt me to read at about the same level.
I just made a similar comment. https://reddit.com/r/youseeingthisshit/comments/q9k8zs/_/hgxf4bf/?context=1
Absolutely kills my life when I read people talk like that
Why does that bewildered cat remind me so much of Dame Maggie Smith
This cat is saying what about me.
Another asshole saying "hooman". It's played out, let it die.
let people have fun, fuck nugget
Another asshole complaining about a completely harmless and insignificant think in a reddit post. It’s played out, let it die.
So the cat can speak perfect English until he has to say human…. Why are people so fkn gay with their titles
Found the dog.
They do the same thing with dog videos. You’re all retards
And you’re a miserable twat who shits on other people who are just having fun and being happy.
I rarely use the animal-baby-talk but it certainly doesn’t hurt anything when other people do.
lol yes soo miserable because I’m calling out people acting like children. Lol admit it. You do it all the time and you also say doggo lmao cringe
Why do people think cats talk like the Ferengi?
Cuz they go crazy for oo-mox and gold pressed latinum
/r/namflashbacks to torture devices and /r/petthedamncat
What product is that?
Blaupunkt massager, you can find knock offs on Amazon.
u/savevideo u/getvideobot u/downloadvideo
[Are you a wizard?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/117/814/are-you-wizard.jpg)
Need one for humans too.
Both cats are saying "oh fuck" in very different ways.
That cat is loving it!
One cat's getting his head scratched by a machine and the other cat look like he's been hypnotized he's got that deer in the headlights kind of look 👀🙀
I have a cat who loves my massage gun, he waits his turn to get his muscles rubbed, the other one is scared of it.
That cat looks so fucking concerned omg I’m dying 🤣💀🔥
Is misspelling human supposed to make it more realistic?
My mans is shook beyond belief
When you agreed to a threesome but your partner is making noises you never heard before
What is that thing called though?
"I can"t comprehend what is going on".
He looks like the judgemental old man whose constantly disappointed with the absurdity of modern day technology.
"Back in my day we didn't have no fancy petting machines, the human had a hand and they would pet us just fine. We didn't need no machine."
Thanks, you can call me Dodecahedron.
This looks like the cat version of the head-scratcher tm lol Phil Dunphy was a genius after all
This is how I looked first time my girl pulled out her toy in the bedroom.
Damn….I’d react the same way if that was….for other reasons lol
That cat looks like it's a putter short of a full set.
Cat’s reactions can be hilarious. Dogs too.
Transporting the power and knowledge from Kitty Galaxy.
You blew his Mind. Poor kitty
"Cool but why tho?"
Perspective is everything
I need this
Blaupunkt makes head massagers for cats now?!?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's cool
One in heaven and ones in hell
He is very concerned with what is going on!
*"What's happening to MY cuddles???"*
Cats love massages, I can't turn on mine without my cat trying to get on the middle.
“I’m telling you chuck- an alien. I seen it with my own eyes!”
Ok so where’s the human-size version of this?
Does the other one like it?
Karl ,Karl ..is it sucking out your brains ? .. Karl !!!
Nah, I think that meow has already had his brain replaced.
Gonna save this post for when I eat the special cookies.
this reminds me of the prophecy is true
The one watching can't tell if he is jealous or horrified lmao
That’s pretty fucking hilarious.
Your cat looks like pennywise
Mindflayer, handheld edition
Oh my god! Kibbles you can fight this buddy! YOU CAN FIGHT THIS!
U r doin me a concern.
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and with that, the predominant paradigm is shattering
soon they won't need monkeys at all
what you see in its eyes is the beginning of our extinction
I want a sequel video of the second cat getting his.
Hahahahaha, I can't get over the way that cat is looking at that...
he looks like he’s enjoying it🗿❤️
BLINK mother fucker
Whats funny is based on that cats irises, he’s just chillin. The cat seems to be perpetually like that.
Aw poor guy - constantly experiencing an existential crisis! 😉
I just passed an ad for this device on IG. Weird
Is it turning clockwise or counter clockwise🤔
I’m legit jealous of everyone who has polite calm kitties. My kitten is still a demon that even satan would fear.
Where do you put the lemon?
Great now I want to see the other cats reaction to the massager
"Is that what happened to my balls?"
Is that a quadrophonic Blaupunkt?
Cat's got the Wii menu music playing in his head, on loop
“Maaaa, you gotta see this crazy effin cat”
play dom jot hoomahn?
*THEY CUT UP HIS BRAINS*
He does not submit willingly, and I am horny, I must make his brain mine.
This is such a handy widget - with your hands freed up from giving head scratches, you now have them available to hold that head scratching widget! The cat is rightfully amazed at such ingenuity.
Or maybe the human is done with the cat in the back, and that's just what they look like after you turn it off.