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"What are you doing to his brain, hooman?"

"What are you doing to his brain, hooman?"

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Sasquatch970

"I'm next aren't I?" Edit: Thanks for my first award!


IGetItCrackin

Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.


okizubon

I’m going to print this on my walls in block capitals.


sinisteraxillary

Beats 'live, laugh, love' !


Krimreaper1

Hang in there!


SueZbell

I like the "hang in there". Succinct.


Brucebruce90

Bear down for midterms!


smokeyoudog

Beats ‘meat’, to, it’


token247

While we sip our pumpkin spice lattes


Comrade132

This is why I drink every liquid I come across.


CaptainI9C3G6

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/552294-life-is-about-not-knowing-having-to-change-taking-the Quote is from Gilda Radner


IranRPCV

My version is: Life is what happens while you were making other plans.


twitch1982

He already had his turn on the brain sucker. You can see it in his face.


Androthi_II

Looks like that kitty might have already had a turn and is still recovering. Especially if it was massaging the spot right behind their ears. Not sure what it is called, but I remember massaging it gives them a little high.


AasgharTheGreat

[**"OH MY GOODDDDDD"**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzMDeQ8Kzvw)


shama_llama_ding_don

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RkCH-c3AZgY/UoUhijoSqQI/AAAAAAAALj8/Q5TA7RR4aFk/s1600/1gif.gif


GuillermoenTejas

> "I'm next aren't I?" It was at that point that Fluffy knew she had made a terrible, terrible mistake, clawing her owner's couch and shredding the curtains.


Nephian4287

Right that look says to me - "You you done yet? You've been there for ages... do you love them more than me???"


ephemeralentity

*Where are my testicles Summer?*


PrettyPinkCloud

I think he got the brain scramblies done to him already.


palehorse864

Never double-hypnotize a cat.


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martinaee

Cat-work Meowrange


Rouge_means_red

Turns out he's in line for the unscrambling


IAmNotRed

May I ask if your name is based on people misspelling Rogue? If so, we're in the same boat!


Rouge_means_red

Yep, more specifically the term "Rouge-like" :P Is yours a reference to something in particular?


IAmNotRed

Just play a lot of rogue characters, so I see rouge a lot :P


UnsolicitedDickPixxx

Or worse yet, the Purple Screaming Henries!


myexistentialcrisis0

He looks terrified


roy20050

[Reminds me of the cupcake dog with Vietnam flashbacks.](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/MdWuWr6)


scotty_doesnt_know

Stains! (The dog was named Stains.)


itdumbass

Thank you, Red Peters.


Loli-Hoe

Reminds of that guy, who have seen a weird cat, that looked like grandma, or something


Vegimeateater

It looks like grandma the fuckin’ thing…blink motherfucker!


Few_Temperature_6262

I snort laughed


CherryCherry5

Michael Rapport is the voice, Winston is the cat. Edit: excuse me, it's Michael Rappaport.


esberat

# MAAA !!


eipten

#**YO THERE’S A STRAY CAT OUTSIDE**


Tyrannical4

#IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA


zadtheinhaler

#the fuckin thing


brandon_cy

**BLINK MOTHERFUCKER!!**


Available_Expression

I don't want it messing with Lucy


wataha

#MAA!


CareerPillow376

**COME OUTSIDE! THERES A FUCKIN MOOSE**


PenelopeTheDog

oh shit jay!


GatlingCat

The one that looks like it's wearing makeup.


drunken_hummingbird

I love you all


Ornery_Win5718

I read that entire thing in that guys voice. I only watched the video once!!!


The_Grubby_One

"That guy" is storied film and television actor [Michael Rapaport.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Rapaport)


cannotbefaded

He’s made a career from saying “fuck”


The_Grubby_One

There's just somethin' about an angry Bostonian dude that just makes them swearin' an instant wicked pissah.


cannotbefaded

He’s from NY tho


The_Grubby_One

But he does a killer Boston accent.


ThatsTuff100

Tingus Pingus!


Forbidden_Donut503

Blink motherfucker!


Nex_Afire

That's the 1st thing that comes to mind whenever I see a bug-eyed cat.


satansayssurfsup

And soon a dropshipper will drop a link


ImTheSlimMan

A Blaupunkt head massager??? Wtf


asdfkakesaus

My first thought as well, I know them from car audio equipment! From wiki: *It filed for bankruptcy in late 2015[1] with liquidation proceedings completed in early 2016.[2][3] The brand is now managed by GIP Development SARL of Luxembourg and is used on various product groups worldwide* RIP Blaupunkt <\3


ColoradoResidENT

That is a [Blaupunkt!](https://youtu.be/Pb33LjJ9Uw4?t=39)


asdfkakesaus

Huh, this movie looks like some stupid, silly shit and I think I love it! Need to check it out, thank you!


Jakooboo

If you want stupid silly shit, this is definitely the movie for you.


bungholeSurfer1994

They will be missed


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asdfkakesaus

Yeah lol They were pioneers for lots of radio-stuff! And now that I mention it.. Pioneer! Google? *Although Pioneer will hold small stakes in both businesses, it is effectively withdrawing from the audiovisual equipment market.* God fucking damn it.. I don't know anything anymore!


RevWaldo

Getting the Bell & Howell treatment. One day you're making film equipment built like tanks, the next day you're shilling the ***TAC-LIGHT.***


asdfkakesaus

Haven't even heard of Bell & Howell (am eurotard), some googling made me understand what you are talking about though. Always sad to see names of great innovators being sold out and used to shill literal crap.


Wynner3

TIL they still exist.


wspOnca

CaT haS HiS bRaIn SuCkEd By InTeRdImEnTiOnAl SaSqUaTcH


Tumble85

"Pounder In the Butt By A Billionaire Being Controlled By Sentient Cat Brains That Were Sucked Out By An Interdimensional Sasquatch."


cyberrich

this.


noeku1t

In the full video the massaged cat gets many other areas massaged too, so I guess this back cat is just upset it's not its turn yet.


whoisjbs

What product is this? Asking for a cat..


SueZbell

"Pryach [score hidden] 56 minutes ago Blaupunkt massager, you can find knock offs on Amazon"


Whales_of_Pain

This title should result in a death sentence.


bigredgiant

Damn. A little excessive don'cha think?


Sheananigans379

I'm just wondering why that cat in the back is wearing eyeliner.


howheels

#囧


fish1479

“Hooman” and UwU hurt me to read at about the same level.


__WHAM__

I just made a similar comment. https://reddit.com/r/youseeingthisshit/comments/q9k8zs/_/hgxf4bf/?context=1 Absolutely kills my life when I read people talk like that


klaw14

Why does that bewildered cat remind me so much of Dame Maggie Smith


I3I2O

This cat is saying what about me.


ohboytoy

Another asshole saying "hooman". It's played out, let it die.


wtbTruth

let people have fun, fuck nugget


Agile-Hotel3809

Another asshole complaining about a completely harmless and insignificant think in a reddit post. It’s played out, let it die.


BicHempWic

So the cat can speak perfect English until he has to say human…. Why are people so fkn gay with their titles


Broken_Petite

Found the dog.


BicHempWic

They do the same thing with dog videos. You’re all retards


Broken_Petite

And you’re a miserable twat who shits on other people who are just having fun and being happy. I rarely use the animal-baby-talk but it certainly doesn’t hurt anything when other people do.


BicHempWic

lol yes soo miserable because I’m calling out people acting like children. Lol admit it. You do it all the time and you also say doggo lmao cringe


Solkre

Why do people think cats talk like the Ferengi?


Sonic-Sloth

Cuz they go crazy for oo-mox and gold pressed latinum


Renegade_Meister

/r/namflashbacks to torture devices and /r/petthedamncat


MysticWombat

u/savevideo


AangKetchum

u/savevideo


Maverick0_0

What product is that?


Pryach

Blaupunkt massager, you can find knock offs on Amazon.


Illien37

u/savevideo u/getvideobot u/downloadvideo


rathemighty

[Are you a wizard?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/117/814/are-you-wizard.jpg)


wyeyes

Need one for humans too.


iamreeterskeeter

Both cats are saying "oh fuck" in very different ways.


Heiku575

That cat is loving it!


Galactus2025

One cat's getting his head scratched by a machine and the other cat look like he's been hypnotized he's got that deer in the headlights kind of look 👀🙀


Cheeznchips

I have a cat who loves my massage gun, he waits his turn to get his muscles rubbed, the other one is scared of it.


r007r

That cat looks so fucking concerned omg I’m dying 🤣💀🔥


PM_Me_Ur_Crease

Blink! Motherfucker!


bakasur470

Is misspelling human supposed to make it more realistic?


kwhicks

My mans is shook beyond belief


carlosthejakal

When you agreed to a threesome but your partner is making noises you never heard before


rgb86

What is that thing called though?


Business-Net-8799

"I can"t comprehend what is going on".


zatchrey

He looks like the judgemental old man whose constantly disappointed with the absurdity of modern day technology. "Back in my day we didn't have no fancy petting machines, the human had a hand and they would pet us just fine. We didn't need no machine."


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ThisIsAllSoStupid

Edgy


__WHAM__

Thanks, you can call me Dodecahedron.


MummyofOsiris

This looks like the cat version of the head-scratcher tm lol Phil Dunphy was a genius after all


ManWOaUsername

This is how I looked first time my girl pulled out her toy in the bedroom.


uraniumingot


XPenacoba

u/thisvid


SenchoStadium

NOOOO 🤭


dandy_peach

Damn….I’d react the same way if that was….for other reasons lol


DunningKrugerOnElmSt

That cat looks like it's a putter short of a full set.


MajicCumMonster

Cat lobotomizer


JustLinkStudios

Maaa…MAAA!!!


Act10nMan

Cat’s reactions can be hilarious. Dogs too.


darksoulsass

Transporting the power and knowledge from Kitty Galaxy.


FallingforDifference

You blew his Mind. Poor kitty


Cyb3rnaut13

"Cool but why tho?"


EZlikeSunMorn123

Perspective is everything


DexterCutie

I need this


TipOfLeFedoraMLady

Blaupunkt makes head massagers for cats now?!?


trust-love-6565

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's cool


ightimmaheadout1

One in heaven and ones in hell


Iltempered1

He is very concerned with what is going on!


a_karma_sardine

*"What's happening to MY cuddles???"*


The_Crack_Whore

Cats love massages, I can't turn on mine without my cat trying to get on the middle.


Nervous-Ninja

“I’m telling you chuck- an alien. I seen it with my own eyes!”


defib_rillator

Ok so where’s the human-size version of this?


lindaluck

Does the other one like it?


bigHOODS818

Karl ,Karl ..is it sucking out your brains ? .. Karl !!!


Birdman-82

Nah, I think that meow has already had his brain replaced.


plushymeteorsticks

Gonna save this post for when I eat the special cookies.


PLAC3B0101

this reminds me of the prophecy is true


dontshoveit

The one watching can't tell if he is jealous or horrified lmao


trez63

That’s pretty fucking hilarious.


aaqqbb

Ok, Next


Grendal666

“The horror”


Grendal666

Your cat looks like pennywise


GoFlyAChimera

Mindflayer, handheld edition


GMHGeorge

Oh my god! Kibbles you can fight this buddy! YOU CAN FIGHT THIS!


Manbadger

Poor Pojo


The_Grubby_One

U r doin me a concern.


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Thick_as_a__brick

and with that, the predominant paradigm is shattering soon they won't need monkeys at all what you see in its eyes is the beginning of our extinction


sowisesuchfool

I want a sequel video of the second cat getting his.


phatstopher

Hahahahaha, I can't get over the way that cat is looking at that...


uglyina

he looks like he’s enjoying it🗿❤️


mrcheaptimes

BLINK mother fucker


sexytokeburgerz

Whats funny is based on that cats irises, he’s just chillin. The cat seems to be perpetually like that.


Broken_Petite

Aw poor guy - constantly experiencing an existential crisis! 😉


bizzarefoods

Amazing


Aint-No-Way

I just passed an ad for this device on IG. Weird


Mysterious-Ad-2326

Is it turning clockwise or counter clockwise🤔


Ren-Zombie

I’m legit jealous of everyone who has polite calm kitties. My kitten is still a demon that even satan would fear.


DankBlunderwood

Where do you put the lemon?


PlantBasedRedditor

hell yea


sensitive_blob

Great now I want to see the other cats reaction to the massager


NotMyHersheyBar

"Is that what happened to my balls?"


freehiker_74

Is that a quadrophonic Blaupunkt?


supbiatches1

Cat's got the Wii menu music playing in his head, on loop


Ludwig33333

“Maaaa, you gotta see this crazy effin cat”


fumoderators

play dom jot hoomahn?


Daegzy

*THEY CUT UP HIS BRAINS*


Mr_bird2121

He does not submit willingly, and I am horny, I must make his brain mine.


grismar-net

This is such a handy widget - with your hands freed up from giving head scratches, you now have them available to hold that head scratching widget! The cat is rightfully amazed at such ingenuity.


grismar-net

Or maybe the human is done with the cat in the back, and that's just what they look like after you turn it off.